Papura Reading Group - Poem and Jokes

Hey guys we have got some jokes to share with you and a poem we have read today.

THE SINK




The sink is an ocean of bubbles
The sink is a lake full of foam
The sink is a beach lined with froth
The sink is a cloud far from home

The sink is a chest full of treasure
The sink is a reef packed with wrecks
The sink is a tub full of pleasure
The sink is in up to it’s neck

The sink has the warmth of a bath
The sink has a smell quite delicious
The sink has the soft pop of fizzy
I just wish the sink had no dishes

We think this poem makes you think about the adventures and the pleasures of doing the dishes (not!)

Here are some jokes:


Q: Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
A: Because the captain was standing on the deck

Q1: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A1: Because the branch was slippery

Q2: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A1: Because it was stapled to the first koala!

By Stevie and Kaysie